This is actually a remix of "Anesthetic (Walrus Mix)" off of the .0.0.7 album.  I opened up the .acd file and replaced all of the loops, made a few changes in the FX and panning, and came up with the current tune.  The title, of course, is the punchline from the old joke that begins: "An ugly woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm..."

All mixing and FX were done in ACID 2.0.  Final compression and .rm conversion accomplished with Sound Forge XP 4.5.

I Was Talking To The Duck
From the CD "An Apology For Burning Women"
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